I want to introduce me self.
My name is Gerrit Tienkamp (Nickname Peter.bkk) a Dutchmen.
Born in Eindhoven / The Netherlands.
Living for many years in Asia. (Thailand and Cambodia).
Living before in the center of the Netherlands (Rhenoy-Betuwe).
I'm the most Social Guy of the Planet.
Try to make everybody happy.
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't
stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the
teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. . A while later the
teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord
and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted
April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP
YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted. .